Good Morning to you.

A Good Morning and a Hearty Welcome to You.

I watch way too much Miranda.

First off on this fine Saturday morning, just something that happened to me.
I didn't get a Facebook birthday notification (well I did, I just didn't check my email in time), and it was my friend's birthday, and I didn't know. So she had to go without a card until May 2nd, the day after her birthday. (For everyone who didn't guess, her birthday was May 1st.)

Secondly, you may remember, from earlier (much earlier) posts (I'm talking, like, November/December) a user on MSP called Pandyboo192 aka Alex.

Well.

And I'm just saying here, but our Snapchats are the best. We drew on our selfies, and we were like "I'z Harreh Potta" and yeah. Then, because my nickname is Johnny, and hers is Antonio (we're Johntonio, Johnbobnio if Ellie still wants to be Bob,) we came up with this:

Instead of a selfies, for me, it's now a #jelfie

And for her, it's now an #antelfie

BE JEL.


We were on kik and she was sending me pictures of her amazing cat, Pearl.

I have to go now!

Stay Cool.

Evie XXX

Ellie needs to post D:

Meanwhile, here's some Taylor Swift songs for you to play while reading this (long) post.


At school in P.E we did shotputt.

Those things are heavy. Ok I'm done bye xD
I said it'd be long and the vids add length so yeah.
-Evez xx

You Can Name This Post Yourself.

Hey;3

Evie here.

Again.

Sorry. xD.

So I just watched EastEnders with my sister, who's 14. Idk why her age was important lol. Anyway, yeah, she's fourteen, and we were watching EastEnders together, and at the end when Jake walked into the café to meet up with Lauren and was like "Lauren, let me explain," my sister was like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T," and it was funny. Not really though. xD.

Tomorrow I have p.e second lesson. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Also, I need advice. For my birthday should I ask for:

an iPad mini

or

an iPod 5?

My birthday is in like 7 months but I'm asking now ok.


I seriously need that phone case. As well as all those Taylor Swift cases I showed you. Or I think I showed you. Btw sorry for any spelling/Grammar mistakes in my posts. I type really quickly and sometimes make mistakes and don't realise. I don't read posts over either, so yeah sorry.

Year 7 Hill Walk on June 6 ;DD Yay! I love the Hill Walk. The Hill Walk is basically a whole day (NO LESSONS WHOO) where your year walks up the hill nearby (not saying which hill, because you'll stalk me;o) and it's fun because we have a picnic at the top ;DDD The different years go separately, so Year 7 go first on June 6, then Year 8 on June 10, etc. My sisters are in Year 9 and 11 which is good because that means we go separately. Wait, is there a year 11? Idk what year Kitty's in lemme ask.


Ok she's in Sixth Form, and they don't go on the Hill Walk haha.

Jess (crazy sassy EastEnders sister) goes tho. On June 13th. No clue why I'm telling you/you need to know all this random info.


Ok bye:) -Evie xxx

TODAY WAS SO FUNNY XDD

Omg today was so funny xD

Basically me and my friends Ceara, Lottie, Sadie and Jess were in the library (we're librarians) and there were 7 dead spider bodies entangled in the corner of the room. Lottie picked one up because she's weird, and threw it at me and I screamed and ran across the room (We were in there alone btw). Then I tried to move it with some keys, and Ceara thought I was gonna hurt it (I wasn't) and she was like:
"DON'T HURT IT! I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!" and then I was like:
"I'm sorry were you gonna eat it?"


It was funny at the time xD
Then we played Character Charades, and I did an amazing dinosaur impression. It was really weird.

And Said didn't know what to do, so I told her to be a loaf of bread from the Hunger Games. Nobody guessed it. Then Lottie was a rock from Oblivion. Surprisingly, nobody got that one either.

I need those phonecases. I just do.

Ok bye;DD
-Evie xx

Second Post ;D

I'm bored so I'm gonna post again.
This post will have pictures. Like these one:

5sos are my favourite band!

BUT TAYLOR SWIFT MEANS MORE TO ME THAN 5SOS SHE'S AMAZING AND I'M OBSESSED

Werk it Tay

"We have a science test next lesson."

 I just ate a chocolate biscuit and 3 Haribo tangfastic cherries and they were nice. Be jel. K bye xxx Evez xxx

Heyyyyy;**

Evie here.
I GOT BACK IN WHOOOOOOO

Ellie finally remembered the password and told me on kik, so I'm back ^-^ For ages she was like "What?" when I asked her about the password but it's all good.
Haha my sister is watching Pointless on BBC iPlayer. Time for me to leave the living room...


OK I'M BACK IN MY ROOM. K. My beautiful room where there are Taylor Swift posters staring at me from two walls. I have an Instagram Taylor Swift fan account xDD The Link Is Here: Evie's Instagram


Guess what weirdos?!?!?!

MY NEW PHONE ARRIVED LAST NIGHT!

What Phone Is It, I hear you ask.

a YELLOW (sexy ikr) iPhone 5c.

K.


You wanna hear about my day? Alrighty then...


I woke up at like 5:36 in the morning ffs ;-; and then went back to sleep till 6:46, and then at 7:06 (exact ik) I got up, and yeah.
Omg just after I had walked out the door to go to school, I realised I had cat hair all over my tights ;-; but it was ok because I changed tights in 00.56 minutes. Lmao that's 56 seconds not 56 minutes xD

A couple of weeks ago on a Thursday (we were still off school for Easter), me and my friend went to see American Hustle, and my sister was like "You'll never get in! You look 12, not 15. and Mia (my friend) won't get in either." And we did xDD Nobody even looked twice at us. My sister was annoyed because she tried to go to a 15 cert movie when she was 14 and she couldn't haha.

Because of the bank holiday I missed most of my worst lessons ^-^ Except History. But I still missed Music (yeah I hate music) and Spanish (Officially called MFL but we call it Spanish,) and one of my 3 science lessons of the week. I used to think MFL was a joke made up by kids because I thought it was Modern F-ing Languages, but it actually stands for Modern Foreign Languages. Who knew? Not me, anyway.

I have an awful day lesson-wise tomorrow.
You wanna know what lessons I have?! OK THEN LOSERS :D I'm joking when I call you losers, btw xDD

Lesson 1 (8:30am-9:30am): Maths (Eww)
Lesson 2 (9:30am-10:30am): French (I like French. Because it's easy.)
Then it's break till 10:50, which is good.
Sometimes we have an assembly from 10:50 to 11:15, but that's only on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays. If we don't have assembly we have form time.
Lesson 3 (11:15am-12:10pm): History (Eww)
Then it's lunch till 1:10pm.
The it's form time till 1:20pm.
Lesson 4 (1:20pm-2:15pm): Art (Yay because it's basically a doss lesson).
Lesson 5 (2:15pm-3:10pm): RE (which I don't like as a lesson, but our teacher is really cool.)
HOME TIMEEEE
Yay.
 But my bus doesn't actually come till like 3:35pm anyway :(

I gtg have tea. Byeeee ;DD
-Evez/Evie/Johnny

wooooooo

HEY GUYS OMF ITS BEEN AGES RIGHT
I would say we're back but Summer can't get back in and i've forgotten the pass xD

I wanted to post this bc yolo
(i know what you're thinking.. probably something like this:)










Aaaanyway
i wanted to know if this looks ok?
I might get vip AGAIN *gasps*
or probably not.
but just in case i might save up and get this cuz i want a change(:

K bye faggots














Lex (or ellie, thats my real name ahah) xxx